World Cup of Dining in Toronto 23: United States of America

The waiter fluttered the Stars and Stripes onto the tablecloth after I explained the quest.  We perched a candle on top. It would have been too easy to pick a burger joint or hotdog stand to represent the US of A. Instead, I the chose the epitome of the melting pot – cajun cuisine.

Southern Accent, tucked in the shadow of Honest Ed’s Emporium on leafy Markham Street, specializes in Louisiana dishes. The two-storey house has the IMG_20140523_223755most inspired and eclectic decor of my stops to date. A veritable mardi-gras of ferns, cloth-canopied booths, strings of lights, beads and garlands, miniature disco balls, feather boas on the bannister, garish voodoo dolls, paintings of New Orleans, and palm-readings for $45. Rhythm and blues floats overtop the conversation.

Our beflagged foursome is leisurely in deciding. Half of us go for blackened chicken, half for jambalaya, with hushpuppies (the cornbread balls not the shoe brand) and pickled Okra appetizers. For good measure I’m drinking Bourbon sour. Jambalaya is a spicy mix of sausage, chicken, shrimp, rice, celery, onions and tomatoes, with French and Spanish roots. Table talk moves from our own ethnic origins (a combined Polish-German-French-Irish) and regresses to a triathlon-inspired gumbo of crisco, blood and shredded neoprene. It was hilarious but you really had to be there.


World Cup of Dining in Toronto 21,22: Switzerland, Honduras

Switzerland: “DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!”

We’re at Biermarkt on King Street. Rob Ford isn’t here, but the place is packed with raucous 20-somethings. A neutral experience it is not.IMG_20140517_203336

Despite its vaunted selection, there are no Swiss beers available so I opt for pilsner. Fittingly, the last time I went to Switzerland I took a train through Plzen, Czechoslovakia (yes, that long ago) to get there. The Gruyere and Emmenthal cheese fondue is as Swiss as this dining experience will get. Shouting conversationally at my friends, I dip bread, pieces of apple and pickled vegetables into the pot. The melted cheese starts to bubble rather energetically and the waiter comes by to adjust the burner.

 

 

Honduras: Tacos El Asador (Bloor/Christie) is actually Salvadorean. But it will do as a representative of central American cuisine. The place is a tiny, colourful, chaos. Customers crammed in front, staff crammed into the kitchen. Since I had tacos a few weeks ago I chose a chorizo enchilada. It occurred to IMG_20140518_194517me that it was finally nice enough to eat outside, so I took my meal to a park bench overlooking Christie Pits. The enchilada was rather ordinary. But dios mio the fried plantain I had afterwards was delicious.