World Cup of Dining in Toronto 12-13: Germany, Colombia

Germany: Das Gasthaus on the Danforth served pragmatic, unpretentious fare the way my sister and I knew it from growing up in a half-German household. IMG_20140320_184333Cubes of smoked cheese, slices of sausage, pickled vegetables served on boards by the half-metre, with bread and beet salad. One nod to the exotic was the sliced smoked (Quebec) sturgeon. And of course, beer by the litre. My friend opted for venison, though he could have chosen other standard options – schnitzel or bockwurst. The decor was, well, German but not overly clicheed despite a few porcupine figurines. And no oompah band or waitress in dirndl.

Colombia: The guys with me had no choice in the matter – they reported to me at work and therefore had to attend. Mi Tierra is a small restaurant on west St. Clair, covered inside-and-out with the gold, red and blue of Colombia. The call all-round was bandeja paisa, plates piled with beans, rice, pork, chorizo sausage, fried egg and fried plantain. There wasn’t much talking as we dug in – I washed my meal down with Inka Cola, which tastes like cream soda. This place rates high on the “local factor” as most of the other patrons were Spanish-speaking.


World Cup of Dining in Toronto 10&11: Ethiopia and Iran

Ethiopia: World Cup sticklers can take a big bite of spicy kitfo. I know Ethiopia did not qualify for Brazil 2014. However, I could not find a Cameroonian IMG_20140314_191139restaurant and since there are three other west African nations in the tournament, I decided to point my taste buds towards east Africa.

An Eritrean cabbie recommended Wazema, on the Danforth at Greenwood. When I entered with my friends, the restaurant’s patrons were all Ethiopian (although over the evening the clientele became more mixed). One of the gals with me had spent time in the country, but the other had never tried its food, so we settled on a sampler. It came on a platter covered by injera, a spongy sourdough flatbread, with various foods heaped on top. These included the aforementioned kifto (spicy, raw ground beef), tibs (stewed meat), ayibe (like a dry, crumbly feta cheese), and vegetables. Observing the right-hand-only rule, we used pieces of injera to pick up food with our fingers. Good stuff, but gets you sweating!

Feeling culturally enriched, we proceeded to Menchies on Bloor for unreasonable helpings of frozen yogurt topped extravagantly with too much of whatever we wanted.

Iran: If you ever invite two Greeks and a Spaniard out to dinner for 6pm, expect them counter-propose a much more civilized start time. So, we started with the movie instead. If you’re into watching buff Athenians and Spartans slaughtering Persians in gory, theatrical 3D slo-mo (as well as the pouty, sexy villain IMG_20140315_211115Eva Green), then “300: Rise of an Empire” is a worthy use of 102 minutes. After seeing Greeks make a meal of king Xerxes’ army and navy, it was a great pleasure to have Persian food with friends of the Hellenic persuasion.

After a cold, moonlit walk from the theatre, we strode into the small-but-packed Sheherazade (College at Bathurst), with an 8:30pm reservation more in line with Mediterranean dining sensibilities. It was kebabs all-round, with saffron-flavoured rice and – for me – Doogh, a house-made salted yogurt beverage that tastes better than it sounds.