World Cup of Dining in Toronto (7-9): Croatia, Belgium, Greece

A European triptych from the past week.

Croatia: Rakija is a distilled fruit liqueur, highly potent, and popular in the Balkans. When I showed up, late, at Rakia Bar (Bloor/Euclid) on a snowy IMG_00000217Saturday night, my friends were already there catching up on one’s stint working at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Games. The waitress, in her Serbo-Croatian spiked accent, recommended the plum rakija to go with our appetizer plate followed by my stuffed peppers. I caught a whiff of the rakija before I saw it – potent indeed. But I’m committed to cultural experimentation so after that one I had a grappa (not just an Italian thing, it turns out). As we gossiped about Sochi, downed our drinks and savoured a great meal, I took a look around the bar. It’s been around since 2006, and was designed (I imagined) to look like a rustic-yet-stylish Balkan mountain hut, with wood-paneling and furniture. The young folks at the next table weren’t particularly rustic or Balkan, but seemed to be having a good, rakia-fuelled time.

 

Belgium: a classy experience (and the restaurant was great too). I almost ruined the date by telling the lady opposite me that she ran like an elephant. ButIMG_20140305_193736 it’s a credit to the high-quality fare and ambiance at the Brussels Bistro (Queen St. E in the Beach) that this was – I hope – forgiven. I ordered an obligatory moules Ostendaise avec frites, and we shared choucroute topped with top-notch bacon, which our waiter proudly claimed had been named one of Toronto’s top dishes. Belgian beer was also obligatory. Duvel pour moi, Delirium Tremens pour madame. Hers came in a glass dotted with tiny, pink elephants.

 

 

Greece: it’s always good to ask a local. So if you know someone who grew up half-Greek on the Danforth, you get them to pick the restaurant. And thus, the IMG_20140306_181531souvlaki-plus-blue-and-white-walled, Santorini-postered, experience. As with the Japanese sushi, Greek fare is no longer an exotic experience for Torontonians. But if you want a comfortable backdrop with hearty food for a catch-up with someone you haven’t seen in a while, this was the right sort of place.


Bonking in Kardashistan

Many celebrities call Calabasas home, which makes it attractive but odd. Stars like the Kardashians, Lady Gaga, Will Smith and Britney Spears all live here IMG_00000199and the trappings of exclusivity and wealth are everywhere. Porsches and Ferraris are common, as are horse ranches.  In nearby Malibu, the shopping plaza featured brands and boutiques we never see in our downmarket world. Most strange to my eyes are the gated communities, beautiful hilltop fortresses (and I even saw one subdivision with a moat) that keep people and their prized possessions safe.

About the bonking – past readers will know the term as being bottle-empty-lights-out calorifically depleted. Happened to me today. We headed away from the mountains for a change and rode the pleasantly flat-to-rolling terrain near the Reagan Presidential Library. However, one wrong turn took us hard, fast and long into a valley from which the only escape was to point our bikes back uphill for hard, slow and long climb. I pedalled the proverbial squares, and was a broken reed thereafter.IMG_00000215

And then my guys dropped me. And then I got a bit lost. After an extra-unnecessary loop I rejoined the group. And then I bonked, head drooping, and tunnel vision to end my five hours in the saddle. But it was ok because I rolled right up to the Jack-in-the-Box across from our hotel and ordered a 1500-calorie nutritional crime, filled a bucket-sized cup with Dr. Pepper, root beer and two flavours of Fanta, and downed it all in five minutes.